I saw a baby drive a truck
I saw a junkie eat a tuba
I saw a stripper kiss a duck
Behind a dumpster in ArubaI saw this fat, psychotic guy
His underwear was made of crickets
He pawned a skeleton to buy
Some old expired lotto ticketsI saw a naked vagrant giving
Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to his cat
I probably could have gone my whole life
Without seeing that
With My Own Eyes
I see things that'd drive a normal man insane
Wish I could disconnect my brain
From My Own EyesI saw a mime get hacked to death
With an imaginary cleaver
I saw an old man's final breath
I watched him die from Bieber Fever
I saw these diabetic chicks
In an abandoned 7-Eleven
I watched them snorting pixie sticks
While they were belching Stairway To HeavenI saw two drag queens trying to see how many crackers
They could shove up each other's nose
I'd like to erase my mind completely but I suppose
That's just the way it goes
With My Own Eyes
I see things that'd drive a normal man insane
Wish I could disconnect my brain
From My Own Eyes (My Own Eyes)
Those visions haunt my memory
Oh, there's so much I wish I could unsee
With My Own EyesSome priest got drunk and stole a circus zebra
And he trained it to massage his back
My guinea pig committed hara-kiri
So we used him to play hacky-sack
My neighbor's kids sold weapons-grade plutonium
And frosty ice-cold lemonade
They took MasterCard and sometimes
Human organs in trade, that's how we paid
I have to say that it was really darn good lemonadeWith My Own Eyes
I've seen thing that'd drive a normal man insane
Wish I could disconnect my brain
From My Own Eyes (My Own Eyes)
Those visions haunt my memory
Oh, there's so much I wish I could unsee
With My Own Eyes
With My Own Eyes
With My Own Eyes
With My Own Eyes
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