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If I Had $1,000,000

Barenaked Ladies

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If I had a million dollars 
(If I had a million dollars) 
Well, I'd buy you a house 
(I would buy you a house) 
And if I had a million dollars 
(If I had a million dollars) 
I'd buy you furniture for your house 
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman) 
And if I had a million dollars 
(If I had a million dollars) 
Well, I'd buy you a K-Car 
(A nice Reliant automobile) 
And if I had a million dollars 
I'd buy your love 
If I had a million dollars 
(I'd build a tree fort in our yard) 
If I had a million dollars 
(You could help, it wouldn't be that hard) 
If I had a million dollars 
(Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere)[You know, we could just go up there and hang out.Yep, like open the fridge and stuff and there'd all be foods laid out for us like little pre-wrapped sausages and things.Mmm.They have pre-wrapped sausages, but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon.Well, can you blame them? Yeah!]If I had a million dollars 
(If I had a million dollars) 
Well, I'd buy you a fur coat 
(But not a real fur coat, that's cruel) 
And if I had a million dollars 
(If I had a million dollars) 
Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet 
(Yep, like a llama or an emu) 
And if I had a million dollars 
(If I had a million dollars) 
Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains 
(Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones) 
And if I had a million dollars 
I'd buy your love 
If I had a million dollars 
We wouldn't have to walk to the store 
If I had a million dollars 
We could take a limousine 'cause it costs more 
If I had a million dollars 
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner[But we would eat Kraft dinner.Of course we would, we'd just eat more. And buy really expensive ketchups with it.That's right, all the fanciest ket--Dijon ketchup.Mmmm! Mmmm!]If I had a million dollars 
(If I had a million dollars) 
Well, I'd buy you a green dress 
(But not a real green dress, that's cruel) 
And if I had a million dollars 
(If I had a million dollars) 
Well, I'd buy you some art 
(A Picasso or a Garfunkel) 
If I had a million dollars 
(If I had a million dollars) 
Well, I'd buy you a monkey 
(Haven't you always wanted a monkey?) 
If I had a million dollars 
I'd buy your loveIf I had a million dollars 
(If I had a million dollars) 
If I had a million dollars 
(If I had a million dollars) 
If I had a million dollars 
I'd be rich 
Song Discussions is protected by U.S. Patent 9401941. Other patents pending.

If I Had $1,000,000 - Barenaked Ladies Lyrics

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a house
(I would buy you a house)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a K-Car
(A nice Reliant automobile)
And if I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
(I'd build a tree fort in our yard)
If I had a million dollars
(You could help, it wouldn't be that hard)
If I had a million dollars
(Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere)[You know, we could just go up there and hang out.Yep, like open the fridge and stuff and there'd all be foods laid out for us like little pre-wrapped sausages and things.Mmm.They have pre-wrapped sausages, but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon.Well, can you blame them? Yeah!]If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a fur coat
(But not a real fur coat, that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet
(Yep, like a llama or an emu)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
(Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones)
And if I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars
We could take a limousine 'cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner[But we would eat Kraft dinner.Of course we would, we'd just eat more. And buy really expensive ketchups with it.That's right, all the fanciest ket--Dijon ketchup.Mmmm! Mmmm!]If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a green dress
(But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you some art
(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a monkey
(Haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
If I had a million dollars
I'd buy your loveIf I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
If I had a million dollars
I'd be rich
Song Discussions is protected by U.S. Patent 9401941. Other patents pending.

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